"he makes money"

I met a new 5 year old client today.  This was part of our conversation...

Me: What does your dad do?
Client: Silly!! You know!  He WORKS!
Me: Oh, What does your dad do for work?
Client:  You know!  He makes money.  You're so silly!

the Grinch

I asked a student, "What happens when you don't brush your teeth?"  His response, "You turn into The Grinch."

...a princess...

As said to me by a student, "Miss Rachael, I really need you to be a princess."