...and it has no hair on it.

While working on language processing with an 8 year old I asked him, "What does a minister do?" He looked at me and said he didn't know what a minister was. So I explained that this is the guy who either stands or sits at the front of the church and preaches. He looked at me and said, "Oh yeah. I have one at my church and it has no hair on it."

waves like this?

While working with an 8 year old patient on identification of an objects action I asked, "What does a scale do?" He gave no response. So I stated, "A scale weighs." He raised his arm moving it back and forth and asked, "It waves like this?"

gorgeous and rye

Hallie my 4 year old niece is learning Christmas songs. Here's her opening rendition of We Three Kings... "We three Kings of Gorgeous and rye..."