The grammar of children...

As said by a 6 year old to me, "You used to been a baby."

"hot mama"

While relaxing in a hot tub with some friends and their children, a friend told me, "You can see the steam coming off of you!"  I replied, "Yea, I'm hot."  A minute later a 9 year old looks at me and asked, "Are you a mama?"  I said, "No, not yet."  She smiled and said, "Well if you were, we could call you a HOT Mama!" 

"...for our sins."

My niece Hallie asked me if I remembered her friend Oliver from daycare.  I told her yes I remember him.  She then related this story:  "Well my friend Oliver, he asked me, "Why did God die?"  And I told him, God didn't die, Jesus did.  And then he asked me, "Well, why did Jesus die?"  And so I told him, Well, like, for our sins."