"just not hicking..."

While working with a student:

Me: Oh, I have the hiccups.
Student: (real seriously) Me, too.
Me: (looking at him in disbelief) Really?
Student: Yes, there just not hicking right now.

they're scare to marry you

My 5 year old niece asked me, "Auntie, Why aren't you getting married?"  I told her I have to find someone to marry first.  Her response... "They are scared to marry you."

K-O-L-H-E-R

While working with a 4 year old student he let me know he had to use the restroom.  So, I stood out in the hallway waiting, when I hear in a loud voice... "K-O-L-H-E-R spells gross potty!"  And then he proceeded to laugh his head off.

Kolher is the brand of toilet.