"life is on a train."

My niece's rendition to the end of "Row your Boat" is... "merrily merrily merrily merrily life is on a train."

real sleep...

As said to me by my 5 year old niece, "First I think sleep, than I real sleep."

"I've got the moves"

As said to me by a 4 year old getting ready to dance to music with her younger 2 year old sister, "You might not want to be close to me when I dance, because I've got the moves."

"Can you breath?"

While sitting in church my niece pointed the the wide black belt I have on.  It is the type of belt that you wear at your empire waist.  She asked, "What's that?"  I say, "A belt."  She points to my natural waist and said, "It's supposed to be there."  I tell her, "Well this one is to be worn higher than your waist."  She looked quizzically at me and asked, "Well, can you at least breath with that on?"

"all the intestines"

My niece was over at my home playing with Little People. She states, "Look Auntie I found all the intestines."  I look over and ask "What?".  She said, "Yes, I found of the intestines for the competition." 

She meant contestants.