...and it has no hair on it.

While working on language processing with an 8 year old I asked him, "What does a minister do?" He looked at me and said he didn't know what a minister was. So I explained that this is the guy who either stands or sits at the front of the church and preaches. He looked at me and said, "Oh yeah. I have one at my church and it has no hair on it."

waves like this?

While working with an 8 year old patient on identification of an objects action I asked, "What does a scale do?" He gave no response. So I stated, "A scale weighs." He raised his arm moving it back and forth and asked, "It waves like this?"

gorgeous and rye

Hallie my 4 year old niece is learning Christmas songs. Here's her opening rendition of We Three Kings... "We three Kings of Gorgeous and rye..."

million pounds away

My 4 year old niece Hallie was asked by her other aunt, "Where do your Nana and Papa live?" She answered, "They live a million pounds away."

People Watching

While sitting and waiting for a client at a local public library... I witnessed a man walk straight into a beam because he was too preoccupied with watching a woman walk down the stairs.

I could hardly contain my laughter! :D

it was a compliment

Working with a 5 year old in therapy on articulation skills, he continued to whine and whine. After a while I stated, "I'm getting really sick of this whining." He responded, "It was a compliment."

a mom

While working with a 5 year old patient on answering what questions I asked him, "What does a baby drink from?" His response, "A mom!"

I don't need this!

I had a 10 year old with Down Syndrome working on an art project. She was very attentive and focused on her coloring when out of the blue she said, "I don't need this! SHHH!"

in an apartment

I gave a 2 year old patient an open ended sentence to fill in... "Worms live in the _____." His reply, "apartment."

extinguished

A 9 year old patient was explaining to me that people on TV are creating stories about dinosaurs. He continued to explain that, "They don't know that dinosaurs are extinguished."

can't grow daughters

While working on semantic relaionships of son/daughter with an 8 year old patient I asked him, "Does your dad have a daughter?" His reply, "No. Mans can't grow daughters."