Me: Oh, I have the hiccups.
Student: (real seriously) Me, too.
Me: (looking at him in disbelief) Really?
Student: Yes, there just not hicking right now.
My 5 year old niece asked me, "Auntie, Why aren't you getting married?" I told her I have to find someone to marry first. Her response... "They are scared to marry you."
While working with a 4 year old student he let me know he had to use the restroom. So, I stood out in the hallway waiting, when I hear in a loud voice... "K-O-L-H-E-R spells gross potty!" And then he proceeded to laugh his head off.
