Friday, October 30, 2009

Ok, goodbye.

While playing a game of Candyland with a client, she decided to skip my turn to take two. I interjected by saying, "Hey I've got to go!" (Meaning I've got to take my turn). She looked at me confused and said, "Ok, goodbye."

Thursday, October 29, 2009

I have blue eyes.

While working with a 7 year old patient I noticed her eyes looked a little pink. So I asked, "Do you have pink eye?" She replied, "No! I have blue eyes."

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Know why I'm so smart?

A student asked me today, "Do you know why I'm so smart?" I ask, "Why?" He said, "Can you keep a secret?" I respond, "Yes." He leans over and cups his hands to his mouth and whispers in my ear, "I'm not from this planet!"

Friday, October 9, 2009


A door to door sales boy asked me, "Are your parents home ma'am?" I wondered to myself, If I am old enough to qualify as a "ma'am" why is he asking for my parents?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

he's growing

While testing a 6 year old patient on immediate memory recall I asked him to repeat this sentence, "The big brown dog ate all of the cat's food." His response, "That must mean he's growing."